Top 5 Signs Gas Is Too Damn Expensive

• 5) You've been suspended from your carpool until you lose 15 pounds.
  
  
• 4) To save money, you run 80 percent gas, 20 percent that new Britney Spears perfume.
  
  
• 3) Snoop Dogg's new ride is a blinged-out hybrid he calls his "Priusizzle."
  
  
• 2) Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Geo Metro edges Jeff Gordon's Mini Cooper in the Daytona 500 yards.
  
  and Topfive.com's #1 Sign Gas Is Too Damn Expensive...
  
  
• 1) Top rated show: "Pimp My Bike."
  

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